Welcome to the Hard Cock Cafe!

Enjoy our selection of Costa style Paninis, Wraps, and Rolls. We serve a variety of delicious drinks including Latte, Cappuccino, and Espresso. Perfect for an inexpensive meal, a quick bite or a relaxed coffee break to rebuild energy for more play time!

Eat in, or order a takeaway for later in the evening!
See Our Current Menu Below!

Coming Soon

We will soon be introducing entry tickets, with meal included (saving around 30% on paying in the Bistro) and including exclusive early entry, so you don`t miss out on any of the fun.
We will also be adding a Toy Shop!